Trex Detector Series

Trex is that excellent plastic lumber made from recycled bottles and bags. It's expensive enough as it is, but I want to got one step further. I want that Trex to be embedded with sensors. I want to know torque information. I want to know moisture levels. I want to know projected lifespan of the product given the current usage. I want to know when it's too slippery to run on (a common problem with Trex). Gimme more data! Crackalacka!