Baby/planet safe butt dryer

I have had great success with an idea that I learned from my older sister: use a hairdryer on its side to dry off (and warm) baby while changing.

I would improve it by reducing the wattage (currently an arctic-melting 1500 watts) and making it quieter than the current Boeing 777 db levels we currently enjoy. While I am at it I'll add a flavor other than burned hair. Can I flavor the air? Damn right I can.

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